i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
either way he was missing a nipple.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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