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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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