Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
