susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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