i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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