Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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