We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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