me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
whose ass print is on the piano?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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