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(614): View more from Ohio

That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life

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(718): View more from New York

did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

seriously i just wanna be friends

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pass

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral

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(513): View more from Ohio

You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.

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(941): View more from Florida

And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out

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(708): View more from Illinois

No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...

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