Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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