butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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