Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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