Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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