Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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