weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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