So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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