$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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