This is not my ceiling
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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