? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
