According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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