i barfeds in our rink
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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