Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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