smell my finger.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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