If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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