so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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