Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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