what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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