so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
