i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
