Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Still dying that you shit outside
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
