you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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