she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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