i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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