Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
