remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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