So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Holy shit dude........stairs
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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