Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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