have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
