Whod you bang
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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