Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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