how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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