just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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