either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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