But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
