Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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