i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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