i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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