I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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