I didn't shave. On purpose
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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