I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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